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Heather Mills should buy a dog

Published: 19th March 2008 - Category: Bastow Blogs - Author: Lynne Bastow

The judgement in the McCartney/Mills divorce saga has been published but Miss Mills appealed the publication of the whole judgement. Why is that then?

The judge was kind in the words he used to describe Miss Mills – he got his message across without needing to annihilate her.

It seems that everybody hates Miss Mills and every time she says something she makes it worse – as the judge says she is her own worst enemy.

Will anybody want to be her friend – apart from gold diggers and spongers? Yes – a dog – they give love unconditionally which is just what Miss Mills needs right now.

The Daily Mail has a summary of the judgement.. .their journalists don’t seem to like Miss Mills either and they always manage to print unflattering photos of her.

She is now a multi-millionaire with one leg who alternates between showing off her physical talents to reminding everyone she needs a wheelchair; she appears to be disliked by everyone and seems full of anger; she is aware that she is now a target for gold diggers and is unlikely to find love; she is scared of being attacked and is talking about having to leave England but she won’t be allowed to by Sir Paul; she has lost her looks; everyone loves Sir Paul despite her constant criticism of him.

He has now reconfirmed his position as one of the world’s most eligible bachelors, kind, generous, rich, tolerant, reasonable, even tempered.

Miss Mills by contrast may as well have a warning tattoo on her forehead.

Anyone want to swap places with her?

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